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      An ant and an elephant went swimming. But instead of swimming together, they took turns getting into the pool. Both were never in the pool at the same time. Why?
They had only one pair of shorts.
     

 

One fine morning, an ant goes off to the market on his new motorbike. On the way there, he meets an elephant who asks him for a ride to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're on their way to the market. A little while later, they come across another elephant who also wants a lift to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're again on their way to the market. A little while later, they come across a third elephant, and this time too, the elephant asks for a ride to the market. The ant says, fine, hop on, and the four of them ride off to the market. Just before they reach the market, a truck screeches to a halt in front of them, and they crash into the truck. The paramedics arrive, and they see that the elephants are in a very bad condition, on the verge of death,... but the ant has escaped with just a few minor injuries!! Why is this so?

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