Repeat until fade
I've never tried this one out, so attempt with care.
Pick a well-known joke. "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." Better yet, instead of a joke, just pick some event or news of the day.
Repeat the same joke/news to your friend every half an hour. "Hey, did I tell you this..."
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