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What did the ant say to the elephant on the day of the elephant's wedding?

Aap shadi kar rahe he? Mai thumhare bachche ki maa banne walee hoo.
(You're getting married? But I'm pregnant with your baby.)



An ant is sitting on a tree. Below, an elephant is in a pool of water. How do they switch positions?



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